Life is like a toilet Unisex T-shirt

$22.00

Bold and humorous graphic tee printed on a navy blue shirt. The design features a sarcastic quote: “Life is like a toilet.. There’s always an...

Bold and humorous graphic tee printed on a navy blue shirt. The design features a sarcastic quote: “Life is like a toilet.. There’s always an asshole trying to shit on your day.” with simple toilet illustrations for extra visual punch.

Made for people who enjoy edgy humor and don’t take life too seriously. It’s a fun conversation-starting piece that adds personality and attitude to any casual outfit.

Details:

100% cotton, Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee
Durable midweight fabric with a structured fit
Unisex sizing (true to size)
High-quality DTG print for long-lasting design

Size charts

🚨 IMPORTANT NOTE ON T-SHIRT STYLES:

We offer 3 different garment styles for this design. If you prefer a specific fit, please leave a note in the "Add a note to your order" box at checkout (in your Cart):

• Gildan 5000 – Unisex Heavy Cotton T-shirt
• Gildan 5000L – Women's Heavy Cotton T-shirt
• Gildan 5000B – Youth Heavy Cotton T-shirt

*Note: If no specific style is requested, your order will be fulfilled using the default Gildan 5000 Unisex T-shirt. Please check the size chart carefully before purchasing!

Shipping

Orders are processed and shipped within 2–5 business days.

If you need to make changes or cancel your order, please contact us within 24 hours of placing it.

Estimated delivery times:

United States: 2–10 business days
Europe: 7–12 business days
International: 8–20 business days

Returns/Refunds

We do not accept returns/exchanges, but we do offer refunds in cases where the product arrives with defects, damage, or does not meet the promised standards.

Should you have any concerns, please feel free to reach out to us via email at contact@trendyshift.com