If congress worked like My Dog Heavy Cotton T-shirt

$25.00

Funny political satire graphic tee printed on a t-shirt featuring a sleepy dog lying on paperwork with a gavel, paired with the phrase: “IF CONGRESS...

Funny political satire graphic tee printed on a t-shirt featuring a sleepy dog lying on paperwork with a gavel, paired with the phrase: “IF CONGRESS WORKED LIKE MY DOG – NOTHING WOULD GET DONE.”

This design is a lighthearted mix of political humor and pet laziness, comparing government productivity (or lack of it) to a very comfortable, very unmotivated dog who has fully given up on deadlines.

Perfect for dog lovers, meme fans, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic political humor with a cute twist.

Details:

100% cotton heavy-weight tee (Gildan 5000 or similar)
Durable structured fabric with classic fit
High-quality DTG print with bold, clean graphics
Unisex sizing (true to size)
Soft, breathable, and comfortable for everyday wear
Ideal for casual outfits, gifting, and meme-style streetwear

Size charts

🚨 IMPORTANT NOTE ON T-SHIRT STYLES:

We offer 3 different garment styles for this design. If you prefer a specific fit, please leave a note in the "Add a note to your order" box at checkout (in your Cart):

• Gildan 5000 – Unisex Heavy Cotton T-shirt
• Gildan 5000L – Women's Heavy Cotton T-shirt
• Gildan 5000B – Youth Heavy Cotton T-shirt

*Note: If no specific style is requested, your order will be fulfilled using the default Gildan 5000 Unisex T-shirt. Please check the size chart carefully before purchasing!

Shipping

Orders are processed and shipped within 2–5 business days.

If you need to make changes or cancel your order, please contact us within 24 hours of placing it.

Estimated delivery times:

United States: 2–10 business days
Europe: 7–12 business days
International: 8–20 business days

Returns/Refunds

We do not accept returns/exchanges, but we do offer refunds in cases where the product arrives with defects, damage, or does not meet the promised standards.

Should you have any concerns, please feel free to reach out to us via email at contact@trendyshift.com